JUST as we were forgetting about their tomfoolery and uncouth conduct at the various public transport pick up points, someone has reminded us of their existence.
Far from the blaring sounds of car horns and deafening banging of kombi doors, the detestable rank marshals are now making their presence felt in lodges and brothels.
They have brutally reminded us that married cheats are in our midst.
Be reminded as well dear reader, that when a woman cheats, she is simply fed up!
Take it from Yours Truly.
Yes, there are various theories around revenge cheating and so on, but if truth be told, my dear sisters don’t just cheat for the sake of it, unlike my brothers.
Men just need to think of a place to do it, not a reason for doing it.
Now having said that, news reaching Yours Truly is that the wife of a well known rank marshal was caught pants down with her husband’s colleague.
Yes, her husband’s colleague!
After the nasty discovery, a fiery brawl ensued at one of the local lodges located in the midst of one of Mutare’s affluent suburbs.
Blabber is now following the grudge between these two rank marshals with keen interest.
Given the prominence of the two rank marshals, Blabber is duty bound to do so and give a blow by blow account of this unfolding real life drama.
A few notes will help you, dear reader, to identify with ease the two social misfits Yours Truly is blabbering about.
They both have biblical names.
However, while his biblical namesake was swallowed by a fish, the one who was caught quenching his sexual appetite on his colleague’s wife was swallowed by temptation.
On the other hand, while his biblical namesake fought with God’s messenger until he was blessed, the one whose wife generously shared his treasure with a friend fought his colleague for bedding his beloved wife.
Dear readers, this is the world we live in.
Some friends are just not worth the title.



