Thigh vendor on fertile ground

The thigh vending ginger-haired cleaner at it full time. Yours Truly has always said it and will repeat it once more. The main purpose of this column is to preserve the little that remains of our moral fabric. Nothing more, nothing less! It is against this background that Blabber is incensed by the wayward behaviour of this cleaner or janitor, whatever the name of her occupation, who works for this office cleaning concern in the city.

While we thought this office cleaning company had done a good thing by offering this ginger-haired harlot a job so that she could take care of her two kids, alas, the Jezebel sister has found fertile ground to unleash her sexual shenanigans.

Apart from executing her daily chores of cleaning offices in the central business district, word reaching Yours Truly is that this janitor, who resides in that suburb whose name has water connotations, has perfected the art of seducing men she presumes to be moneyed.

She is said to be dishing it out like confetti at a wedding. Mari yako chete, as they say. After deserting her husband, a broke diamond dealer, with whom she had two innocent kids, our Jezebel sister is now dating different men including senior managers in this bank that she normally carries out her cleaning duties. Apart from the senior managers, who are said to be based in the capital, she is also dating this other bozzo from a well known non-governmental organisation.

Reader, the list is endless!

What has become more disturbing is that she is said to have enrolled her unemployed friend in the trade and the two have formed a tag team, ready to pounce on well-heeled men with a little money to burn.

Who says the dead can’t drive?

Word reaching Yours Truly is that there was drama at this other wealthy guy’s home who breathed his last recently. While most of us thought that he made his money through the hardware business he was running during his time, it is being said there could have been some money-spinning charms behind.

This came to light after one of his vehicles started moving slowly with its engine making a strange noise. Its front lights switched on, destroyed the electric gate before it rammed onto a ditch. About four hours were spent trying to tow the car back into the yard using a recovery truck but it was to no avail. It only took the late businessman’s mother to conduct some rituals for them to be able to tow the car back into the yard.

Strange isn’t it?