TOWN TALK: Of pastors and loose zippers

THERE is this youthful church pastor who is bringing Christianity into disrepute. His actions are in stark contrast with basic rules and guidelines as enshrined in the Bible.
A brief description of his physical being and character will help you decipher whom I am talking about here.
He dresses smartly and one can mistake him for a rock star.

He is well known and his name has something to do with our colonial master’s language.

He made his mark in that suburb whose name depicts lots of water.

When he started his church at a high school in the ghetto it was on a humble note with many people flocking his congregation because of his ministering prowess. At one time earned himself a nickname ‘MuLevi’.

The problem with this man of cloth is his open zipper.

Instead of counselling church members to be faithful and stick to one partner, our poor brother is doing the opposite.

He has turned into a bed hopper to such an extent that the number of women he has bedded in recent years surpasses the quantum of verses and chapters in the Holy Book.

Soon after he started his church, he married a beautiful wife, but the marriage didn’t last.

Apparently misusing church offerings, our poor pastor derailed from doing what is expected of him and started dating women of loose morals. He left his wife in abject poverty and splashed money on thigh vendors masquerading as Sisters In Christ.

His wife tried to sweep the fallout under the carpet, but she could not withstand it. She finally approached the courts for maintenance, which she was duly granted for the upkeep of their off-springs.

Latest reports are that the pastor has ruined the life of an innocent lady based in South Africa whom he impregnated, but harassed till she had a miscarriage.

The lady thought she had met Mr Right, but as events turned out later, she was cheated all systems out.

Those in the know said the man of cloth only wanted to bed her and quench his seemingly unending sexual appetite. He sweet-talked the lady, at times using fake prophesies, and got what he wanted.

Our South African-based sister, who is on a sound financial footing, also pampered our man of cloth with cash. She at one time managed to send him money to fix his jalopy’s shock-absorbers.

Having been shown the human side of our good pastor, the lady has promised to spill the beans of their hide the sausage game which they enjoyed in the foreign lands of Mzansi.

We are told that this man of God is very energetic and is as horny as a schoolboy on his first date as he could eat the forbidden fruit three times a day as if he was taking a prescribed drug.

Apart from this latest casualty, the pastor is not new to controversy. He has a weakness for the fairer sex.

Stories have been told of how he sleeps around with beautiful girls from his church.

At one time, some girls reportedly fought for this youthful pastor after they were caught in a love triangle. Yours Truly does not take pride in exposing the sexual ills of people but you can agree with me that I am duty-bound to ring the bells when supposedly community leaders do the unthinkable and dine with the devil.

The society will lose faith when spiritual leaders fail to control their sexual appetite and go about deflowering young girls like there is no tomorrow.

God have mercy!

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