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IT sounds unbelievable, but it is reportedly true!
And strange as it is, this should be a big lesson to men who love sleeping with other people’s wives as their partners will always get to know about it.
A truck driver travelling from the DRC to Zambia had a horrifying experience in Beitbridge when his manhood reportedly went missing after an all-night sex romp with a married commercial sex worker suspected to have been “fenced” with ulunyoka/runyoka by her husband.
According to reports, the man, known only as Muzungu by other truck drivers because of his light complexion, picked up the woman near Truck Inn and convinced her to spend the night with him in his truck.
After a marathon of sex, he woke up the next day to buy some food for the unknown lady. When he returned, he, however, found her gone. Still worried about the woman’s sudden disappearance, the truck driver instinctively reached for his genitals and reportedly felt a horrifying emptiness.
He is said to have discovered that his manhood had vanished.
Unable to contain his fear, he alerted his fellow truck drivers about his fate. Upon hearing the incredible story, they rushed to see if it was true. They reportedly tried to track down the woman by questioning other sex workers who frequent the area.
“The truck driver claimed his genitals mysteriously disappeared after the encounter. When questioned by other drivers about what happened, he explained that it occurred following sexual intercourse with a prostitute he had hired for the night,” said a source.
Muzungu reportedly sought help from a local herbalist who sells sex-enhancing herbs near Truck Inn. The herbalist allegedly claimed to know the woman’s whereabouts, as she often bought herbs from him.
“From what we gathered, the herbalist is the one who brought the truck driver to the sex worker’s place. Other sex workers helped him out. When they got there, the woman would not admit having been with the driver at all.
“She was probably scared of how it would affect her marriage. The other sex workers were the ones who convinced her to assist him. That is when she gave the man her urine to drink to reverse the curse,” said the source.
The source said the commercial sex worker might have been “fenced” by her husband out of jealousy.
“The prostitute might have been ‘fenced’ by her husband, who wanted her to leave the profession. Some former sex workers who marry may return to the profession if they face challenges in their marriages. This, however, can lead to jealousy and conflict with their partners, prompting them to curse them with juju,” said the source.
A traditionalist, Isaac Mtisi, from Hope Fountain, on the outskirts of Bulawayo, attributed the truck driver’s predicament to acts of ulunyoka. — B-Metro
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Violent man takes own life in police cells
A man who was involved in a fierce argument with his in-laws allegedly ran berserk, stabbing his father-in-law and mother-in-law with a kitchen knife, and later committed suicide in police cells.
A source said the late Martin Dube, who lived in Bulawayo’s Entumbane suburb, went to Emganwini suburb to take his children from his in-laws to spend a weekend with them.
While he was there, an argument between him and his in-laws arose after they had accused him of failing to pay maintenance for his children.
It is said that in a fit of rage, the man rushed to the kitchen, where he took a knife and stabbed his father-in-law in the arm. His father-in-law tried to restrain him, but he was unstoppable.
He went after his mother-in-law and stabbed her in the breast and thigh.
Upon seeing his in-laws’ neighbours rushing to the scene, Dube took to his heels. The public gave chase and caught up with him. They bashed him before they took him to Nkulumane Police Station.
He was locked up in the cells, awaiting to appear in court on two counts of attempted murder. He, however, killed himself before his court appearance. Police could not immediately comment on the matter. — Bulawayo Bureau
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Arsonist sets self on fire
A suspected arsonist is on the run after he set his ex-girlfriend’s home on fire while she and her children were inside in New Mexico.
The man also accidentally caught fire while allegedly setting ablaze his former lover’s property.
Security camera footage taken by neighbour Daniel Provine shows the woman’s property catching fire in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The suspect is then seen running down the street with his clothes on fire.
The video shows a man who was on fire jumping over a fence to get away from the blaze.
Provine said: “I kind of had to laugh at the sort of amateur hour situation there. If you are going to commit arson, try to do it without setting yourself on fire. Feel like that dude got what he deserved a little bit in the process.”
The video also captured the man walking over to the property with a 19-litre petrol can, jumping over the fence and pouring the fuel before the fire.
Daniel handed over the video to the police.
He added: “I made sure it was made available to the investigators.
“The absurdity of seeing someone with such bitterness to light the fire and the ineptitude to get caught in flames, in the process — it was absolutely absurd and really unfortunate. I feel terrible for the neighbours and wanted to do whatever I could to help.”
Later footage shows the man running back to his vehicle and driving away from the scene.
According to a local news outlet, three vehicles in the woman’s driveway were destroyed and the flames spread to her home, where she was inside with her children.
The woman told investigators that he had called her three times before the terrifying ordeal.
She also said he arrived earlier one evening, and “could tell he was drinking”.
When Albuquerque Fire Rescue arrived at the scene, there were two vehicles on fire, with flames spreading to a third one, and the woman’s house, too.
The complainant stated that “multiple people were at home, including children”.
Luckily, the suspect’s ex-girlfriend and children were unharmed in the incident. — Wires
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Man stoned for allegedly bedding married woman
A man from Kensington plots on the outskirts of Bulawayo survived death by a whisker after he was severely attacked with stones for allegedly bedding a married woman.
Bongani Bandla (32) appeared before a Bulawayo regional magistrate on an attempted murder charge. He pleaded not guilty and was remanded in custody to July 1 for commencement of trial.
Owen Mugari appeared for the State.
It is alleged that Bandla and Bernard Moyo (31) were in the company of other miners at a mine situated at Kensington before the two started to trade insults. Bandla accused Moyo of bedding his wife.
In a fit of rage, Bandla reached for stones and attacked his alleged love rival, causing him to bleed and collapse in a pool of blood.
A Good Samaritan from the mine rushed Moyo to hospital. The incident was eventually reported to the police, leading to the arrest of Bandla. — Bulawayo Bureau
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