Online Reporter
WHAT is this that we hear about this other pint-sized barber who is, not only good in his chosen occupation, but also scoring big time in the bedroom?
This week, Blabber wished to elaborate on the case of this other pastor, who relinquished his spiritual vocation following a series of extortionate experiences stemming from his illicit relationships with married women in his congregation.
Instead, Your Truly opted to delve on this barber who works at a hair salon located in a notorious building in the Central Business District, which was once infamously plagued by drug dealing.
I mean the building named after a woman.
Yes, the building near the park in the Central Business District.
Word reaching Yours Truly is that our dear barber, who is married to two women is also romantically involved with a married woman who runs a sewing business at the same complex.
The married woman, whose docile husband reportedly ingested shovels of love portions from her, resides in one of the phases of a sprawling suburb named after a traditional leadership title.
Possibly, their misconduct is linked to the area’s notorious reputation for substance abuse.
However, in pursuit of upholding our moral values, Blabber will not remain silent.
The two lovebirds are openly displaying their affection for each other in public and their illicit relationship is no longer a secret, particularly among their colleagues.
Only last week, the shameless married woman, had her birthday, and guess what — the hair shaving dude is the one who bought the cake for his side chick.
Funny how some goodies find their way into our homes!
Poor husband and kids at home must have received a fair share of the cake with pleasure, but not knowing that the man feasting on their mother or his wife is the buyer.
God forbid!
For the record, this is the reason why today’s young men are getting it all wrong — they cheat today and get caught tomorrow. Our fathers were only found out at their funerals.
Those legends would keep secrets better than magicians and that is the reason they raised us with wisdom, strength and the right touch of mystery.
As I rest my case, I can only say, learn or perish.
Ciao!
