BLABBERMOUTH: Of the open zip, shut mind boss!

WHAT is this that we hear about this other middle line manager in this other well-known supermarket who is giving junior employees of the fairer sex a torrid time at the workplace?
Blabber has a very good relationship with most of the shop managers around our beloved city, and Yours Truly will tell you that we have a good number of morally upright managers and supervisors.
However, it is sad that we also have a fair share of unruly ones, who forget that they are also employees, who will leave their companies at some point.
This is the challenge that we are having with such managers and supervisors, especially this one, who is abusing his powers to bed every other lady in the supermarket.
Blabber has it on good authority that this womaniser has tasted quite a number in this supermarket, and only a few have managed to escape the jaws of this predatory social misfit.
He works for that other supermarket right in the Central Business District where you pick your items and make your payment when you are about to leave the shop. His surname is reminiscent of this other departed former minister who was well known for his deep understanding and appreciation of our nation’s history.
Yes, that other deceased former minister, a historian in his own right, who was at the helm of a ministry that deals with teaching, and whatever was related to it.
Blabber is coming in peace, and issuing a stern warning to this bed hopper, lest Yours Truly will expose his dirty affairs one-by-one. By the way, there is this other Jezebel sister of ours who has been in the trenches for quite a long time, but word reaching Yours
Truly is that she has not been well of late.
Yes, this other light skinned one, whose common first name has something to do with the ability to keep things in the mind, remembering or reminiscence.
Some remember her rolling in a black vehicle on the streets.
Being God’s soul, we can only pray for her and wish her a speedy recovery, hoping that when she gets back on her feet, will repent and stop changing men like pants.
Gentle reader, have you noticed the sudden influx of female strangers in the city ahead of two major events of national importance that will be hosted in our beautiful city? They are coming from all directions — in all shapes and sizes — ready to serve their clients when these events roll into life soon. To my fellow brothers be safe, and please don’t do what I wouldn’t do.
Being warned is being forearmed.
I rest my case!

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