adminGeneration X with Sissy Annie
Yoyoyowatsap peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for the photos, I hope they will continue flying…keep them mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll.
Also listen up if you don’t put you name to your stuff, we can’t post yeah.
So remember to sign you items right!
Sissy Annie.
PROVERB OF THE WEEK
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other
By Mother Teresa.
SPIRITUAL ADVICE
God gav man a time lyk dis demand strong minds great heart tru faith and already hand so I am urging u not 2 misuse them.
By 077693944.
OPEN YOUR EYES TO THE PEASANT GUY
Most girls tend to hurt the peasant class guys when they approach them, bt truly spking, they are the ones who offer true luv.
Actually father’s property is nt child’s property. Be proud to do your own things nt to wait for legacy.
By Clever Messi Chikwava.
JOKE OF DE YEAR
Into de bar and ordered sme drinks while drinking thy celebratd saying thy hved dt.e bar lady askd thm wat ws dat they had done. Thn 1 man answrd “we hvjst finished doing a puzzle wchws written 2-4 yrs in one day”.
By 0773973251.
HELP
Hiexah I gut a byfwend wu z at university. We hv dated 4 4 yrs nw. Im in 4m 5 & e prob z he treat m lyk im nt his gal. Wen h z at xul he dsnt 4n wen he cmz bk, he bgan t txt m.
Hz fwends hv tld m dathz sexually attracted t m bt h dsnts hw up or act. I then tld e fwend dat im nt gona hv sex wth hm until immaryd. He den tld m dat dats wyhz acting strange.
He luvs m bt hameno zvaanofunga.
Plz help m slvths. I luv my guy bt itx not wrking. I wl b pls dxah f u fnd a solution 4 m.
By 077806286.
ILLITERATE JOKE
A certain lady ws on her back home frm Mtre to Hre. She bought a newspaper bt she ws illiterate.
Sh began to read, on hr nxt there ws a girl sitting by th side.
Th girl askd hr in great confidence, “Ko zvrikunzi kudii mubepanhau renyu?”Sh answered.” Ah hanz mvra iri knaya yakawanda kuAmerica.
“Th girl question hr again, “since when?” Taura hako senge kusince when ikoko hanziri knaya zvakanyanya.”
By Leowixaer MTSA DC
KNOWLEDGE
Knowledge is like a garden, if not cultivated it can’t be harvested.
Hence, “if you don’t use the knowledge yu have, yucant gain from it.”
BaPeaceNyika from Murehwa.
I KNOW U
I know at least 13 things about you now:
One you are holding your phone. Two you are on chat. Three you just opened my msg. Four you are now reading it. Five you are human. Seven you cant say the letter “P” without separating your lips. Eight you just attempted to do it. Nine you are laughing at yourself. Nine you are laughing at yourself. Ten you have smiles on your face. Eleven you skipped no six. Twelve you just checked to see if there is no six. Thirteen you are laughing at this because I caught you.
By 0778412905.
EBOLA
Sad news we are havn Ebola in Zimbabwe. Yestdae in Chipinge there was a new born baby who is Ebola Sibanda, so Ebola is around watch out.
By EmanMazanga.
JOIN EM
If you can’t beat your rivals just join them.
By Mawashar
THANX
Hey, I jst wanna thank dis guy or gal, who sent a religious txt dat is so touching, relieving and comforting on a TEEN CHAT.
I marvelled and was so grateful and thankful coz I was one of those who people luk dwn upon, but seeing ur txt I was even mo of rejoicing, I praised God coz he showed himself wen I really needed him, I installed something in me. Thnk u also Sissy Annie f our programme.
Frm 0777495337.
NOT FUNNY
Breaking NEWS…..doctors hv jst found e meaning of EBOLA……. ELIMANATE BILLIONS OF LAZY AFRICANS…
By Admire@Badnews
TRY AGAIN
The same river that Simon Peter spent the whole day and night without catching any fish, is the same river where they caught thousands of fish in the morning and said “Do you have any fish” and they said no.
He did not advise them to change the river instead, He told them to cast the nets deeper.
When your life is going the opposite direction, it is not about changing your church, husband, wife or giving up. It’s all about casting your faith deeper in God, casting your Christianity deep in blvng that God will provide.
By Daniel Khosa
POEM OF WEEK
Vell many flights over seas and oceans; I am now a pilot exchanging wind with birds.
But before, I was very young, I was unrecognisable, so young; it was so pathetic, so young from dark to light.
Thanks for your support I wish a picture of me on my poem sorry for taking so long I am writing exams and phone yeku kumbira inobhaiza.
From dark to light; I was very young; beating the earth by naked feet. I was unrecognisable, so young it was so pathetic, so young, I could not even stand for myself. I was easily submerged by abuse I could not scratch a pimple from my back, no one bothered to talk to me. I could see from the eyes, that they promised.
Promises of young harlots, so unfair from dark to light, now I am flying my eyes are sharp jst like thse of hawk. My breath so powerful like of a charging sword,
I am now exchanging wind with birds.
By Quincy Wagwan
EXPIRY DATES
Oh Fashion Designers. They shld put expiry dates on clothes so we wld knw wn thy go out of fashion.
By Brutal Killer and C Scalops. The Blue Nevy Warriors
By Charlene 4rm Manicaland
HAMENO
Why were biscuits jumping around in the tin?……becoz thy were crackers.
Why di the soldiers refuse to duty in fair weather?….Bcoz they were storm troopers.
By Brutal Killer and C Scalops The Nevy Blue Warriors.
HI YA’ALL
Helo C I S! My shoutouts goes to noty, patie, meme, Lily & Yola. I am just wishing you all the besty gals.
Frm Priscilla Jay, Chinhoyi.
THREE RULES IN FRIENDSHIPS
One – don’t lie. Two – don’t cheat. Three – don’t make promises you cant keep.
Frm Qgobile Muchipisi.
Note ….Yeah, yeah, it’s like time to dip, so listen up ya’ll, check this out……don’t call us “peeps”, don’t come knocking on e’ door, jus get wt e’ program and SEND yr stuff to chat/watsapp in your own lingo (anything u want, poems, jokes, sayings, scandal, photo’s, advice, questions, answers, etc, as long as it is short) to 0772933845 – thtso’l.
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