Businessman’s medieval courtship tactics

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CAN someone tell me what is wrong with these businesspeople?
Yes, we envy them for their enterprising acumen, but some of them are behaving badly behind closed doors. But the walls have ears and eyes as well.

I will divert from the norm and start by telling you what this businessman is doing and later describe him to you so that you know the hoodlum I am talking about.

Although he is happily married to a beautiful wife you might mistake for his own daughter, our poor businessman is asking for sexual favours from his housemaids.

Those in the picture revealed that he is in the habit of employing Coca Cola-bottle-shaped maids whom he then beds like there is no tomorrow.

Some have succumbed to his undying appetite for the forbidden fruit while some have quit their jobs.

Yours Truly understands that our poor businessman, who has seen better days, employ medieval courtship tactics such as knowingly bumping into bathrooms.

He enters as if he is in a trance and marvels himself to the spectacle of a nude maid before him. In some instances he succeeded, but in equal proportions he has failed as some of the maids chickened out and screamed.

Those who gave in to his advances have stayed for long at their workplaces, while those who developed cold feet soon found their luggage thrown out of the house.

All this happens when his wife is away.

One of the maids who could have none of it because of her strong religious background resisted his advances and spilled the beans.

In the business world, our poor entrepreneur is a respected fellow.

Apart from owning a double storey building in the Central Business District which is well known for its very high rentals, he also own huge tracts of land some of which he has turned into an up market suburb on the mountains. He drives state-of-the-art vehicles and travels abroad frequently.

Those who lease some of his buildings will tell you how exorbitantly they are being charged.

He is pompous and always talks about how he became one of the few black entrepreneurs in the city to own a block of buildings in the CBD.

Whatever he has, it is peanuts to us because it is his inasmuch as this pen is to Yours Truly.

But as they say the pen is mightier than the sword.

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