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YOYOYO whatsap peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps.
Thanks for the photos. I hope they will keep on flying, keep the mirrors and words flowing this is for ya’ll. Also listen up, if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post yeah! So remember to sign you items right!
Sissy Annie.
WAS UP!
Wasup guys, keep rocking our teen world. thumbs up.?
By K.Sigs in Nyazura.
I WAS AFRAID
“I heard thy voice in the garden,and I was afraid.” Afraid! What a strange thing for him to say!
He had never known what fear was. Now Adam, the noble being, God’s masterpiece of creation was afraid. And most sorrowful thought he was afraid of his maker!?
But this is what sin does.It makes a person fear even his best friends.
It turns the bravest man into a coward. It bows the noblest head in shame. Beware the King is at the door.
Sup guys stay blessed by Gamchurai.
INTERESTING CONVERSATION? BETWEEN GOD and DEVIL
Devil: Whatsapp is totally my tool.
GOD: Why are you so sure?
Devil: Because many people use the whatsapp for things that saddens you and pleases me.
GOD: You may have your own ways but I have my faithful kids who are using whatsapp as a way to evangelise and communicate among themselves without pleasing you and saddening me.
Devil: Can we bet ?
GOD: It’s easy, my kids will send this msg to all their friends, to glorify God.
Devil: I doubt it! They will read and ignore.
GOD: My children, we will once again embarrass “Satan” and show the devil that whatsapp is not his, but a communication tool of my people! To evangelise and interact without giving me any grief.
Devil: I accept the challenge!
Think about this God has given u “love”, “health”, “peace”, “friendship”, “patience”, “wisdom”, “courage” and “goodness”
By CYLLOCYR ?
JOKE OF THE DAY
Ana Wasu ari two azwa ngenhomba yekuda nyama
Kwakuchopinde muforest kuti atsvagire mhuri nyama, zvisinei akawanikidza chipembere chakarara.
Sezvamunozivawo chipembere chinobudisa muchaza (matumbu) kana chakaite relax anaWasu kwakuchofunge kuti chakafa kwakutobase moto kuti amboite braai umweni wacho kwakuchobate matumbu echipembere achida kucheka ngeknife.Sezvineiwo chakabva chamuka kwakudzosera muchaza mukati pamwe chetene maoko wawasu kwakutangekutiza. Wasu akatanga achamhanya nepadivi bhururu achitevera ari kumashure achisheedzera:
“bate tree, bate tree.”
Wasu akapedzesera aneta nekumhanya nechipembere kwakusheedzera kunabhururu wake ochoti “kana wasvika kumba wobriefa amweni kuti ndahambe ngeanimal.
THE WILL
A father left 17 camels as a assets for his three sons.
When the Father passed away, his sons opened up the will. The will of the father stated that the eldest son should get half of 17 camels,
The middle Son should be given a third of the 17 camels. Youngest son should be given a ninth 17 camels. As it is not possible to divide 17 into half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight with each other.
So, they decided to go to a wise man.
The wise man listened patiently about the will. The wise man, after giving this thought, brought one camel of his own& added the same to 17. That increased the total to 18 camels.
Now, he started reading the deceased father’s will.
Half of 18 = 9.So he gave 9 camels to the eldest son.
1/3rd of 18 = 6.So he gave 6 camels to the middle son.
1/9th of 18 = 2.So he gave 2 camels to the youngest son.
Now add this up:
9 + 6 + 2 = 17 and this leaves 1 camel, which the wise man took back.
So the attitude of negotiation and problem solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common .
Once a person is able to find the common ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.
However, to reach a solution, the first step is to believe that there is a solution. If we think that there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!
By Tony tone tone.
WOMEN’S TEARS ARE COSTLY
Pliz don’t make a woman cry, for a woman’s tears are expensive.
When a single drop comes out, it mixes with Loreal eyeliner $15,50, and Revlon mascara $18,50. When it rolls down the cheek it further mixes with D&G blusher $15, and black opal, foundation $20. And powder for $9,50. Finally when it gets to the lips it mixes with Maybelline lipstick $12 and Avon lip gloss $4,50. This means a single tear drop is ruining about $85.
Pliz don’t make them cry. At least make men cry coz its only Vaseline $1,50.
By Ruva.
BEAUTIFUL PRAYER
God when I lose hope,help me to remember that your love is greater than my disappointments and your plan 4 my life are better than my Dreams..!
By Pardon Pidox.
THREE THINGS IN LIFE
Three things in life that never come back when gone, time, words and opportunity. Three things in life that should never be lost, peace, hope and honesty. Three things in life that are most valuable, love, faith and prayer.
Three things that make a person, hard work, sincerity and commitment. Three things that can destroy a person, lust, pride and anger. Three things in life that are constant, change, death and God. Three people who love you and who will never leave you alone, the father, the son and
The Holy Spirit.
I asked God for these three things, to bless you, to guide you and to protect you.
RICH PEOPLE
People in glass houses should not throw stones to the people outside.
By Munyaradzi Mazaiwana, Murahwa.
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