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Yoyoyo watsap cats! How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo…keep them mirrors and words flowing, this is for ya’ll. Also listen….if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right!
Sissy Anni
Accident reporting in shona. Pane motokari yerudzi rwesando (Hammer) yaroverana ne nhatu mbiri nhatu (Mazda 323).
Paita yemushana (Nissan Sunny) yapotsa yapindawo mune yekuoma mutezo (Nissan Hardbordy) . Pasina nguva mandimba akasvika neyekudzivirira (Defender)
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Nothng z expnsive than a mcd opportnty,a persn who luzs an opptnty and a monky dat luzs its branch cannt b savd.the trble wth opptnty z t cmz disgsd so f a wndw of opptnty opens dnt pull dwn e curtain.grt minds must b rdy nt only to tec opptntiez bt to mk thm.a pessmst sees dfclty in evry opptnty bt an optmst sees opptnty in evry dfclty. Mandy T
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Two young ladies arrived at church wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts.
Here is what I told them:
I took a good look at them and made them sit.
Then i said something that, they might never
forgot in their life till date.
I looked at them straight in the eyes and said,
“ladies, everything that God made valuable in this
world is well covered and hardly to see, find or
get.
1. Where do you find diamonds?
Deep down in the ground, covered and
protected.
2. Where do you find pearls?
Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered
up and protected in a beautiful shell.
3. Where do you find gold?
Way down in the mine, covered over with layers
of rock and to get them, you have to work hard
& dig deep down to get them.
“I looked at them with serious eyes and said,
“Your body is sacred & unique”
You are far more precious than gold,diamonds and
pearls, and you should be covered too.”
So I added that, if you keep your treasured
mineral just like gold, diamond & pearls, deeply
covered up, a reputable mining organization
with the requisite machinery will fly down and
conduct years of extensive
exploration.
First, they will contact your government(family),
sign professional contracts(wedding) and mine
you professionally( legal marriage).
But if you leave your precious minerals
uncovered on the surface of the earth, you
always attract a lot of illegal miners to come
and mine you illegally.
Everybody will just pick up their crude
instruments and think they can dig you.
(propose to you anyhow n say that you are the most prettiest lady & have sex with you)
That is Galamsey. (Prostitution, Hit & run, etc )
Women, don’t open yourself for Galamsey
operators.
Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it
invite professional miners to chase you.
Let us all encourage our daughters of Zion
(Ladies) to dress well & refrain from sexual immorality…..
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GENERATION X.
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