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Sissy Annie
WHAT’S WITH THE CRAZY PARTYING/GIGS/BASHES?’ cont
Yoyoyo, as usual this month we continue giving feedback from the party seen ya’ll. And this is what the peeps have to say.
Boys
Yah man, for me it is the girls. Eish, dude there are honeys in this town, like real babes. Ha Mutare has chicks galore all shapes and sizes, to satisfy every need. And dude they want us like big time. It’s like we go to a gig and like three or four girls are like eyeing me, with those hungry “I want you” eyes. LOL.
Dude I’m like so serious, it’s like I’m the honey man, and they are the bee’s lol. So for me it’s not even about getting out of cabin man, because cabin is cool for me. The old folks provide my every need, no complaints there. But there ain’t no babes at home except my sister and please! So for me I do not want to disappoint the chicks hey.
It’s like they are waiting for “Big Daddy” to arrive, then the party begins. And of cause what’s the point of having so many chicks, if big daddy does not satisfy at least two of them that night.
AND THE GIRLS SAID
For sure girlfriend, my dad thinks all I do is dance the whole night, little does he know.
There’s this dude I have like been chasing for months.
I would follow him where-ever I heard he would be.
Finally he noticed me, and off cause I showed him my skills hey. Don’t be fooled by my age (16years), I have move babe kikiki.
SAYING OF THE WEEK
The main hope of a nation lies in the proper education of its youth.
Written by Danny Gumbo.
WE say IT like DAT
Bounce
When it is time to leave it is time to bounce. Yet bounce can also be used to denote a change in ideas, a change in venue, or even a relationship change. Here are examples for bounce.
This party is boring let’s bounce.
I decided that the job was not fulfilling and decided to bounce.
SPIRITUAL CORNER
Two donkeys were strolling in Jerusalem when one of them said, “Just yesterday, I was passing here carrying Jesus and everyone was singing and I was even stepping on their clothes, but today not even one of them recognises me”.
The second donkey looked at the other for a while then responded, “ My friend in this world, without Jeus you are nothing.”
Written by Gudmorning.
RELIGION TO YA’ALL
“When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself; “what are some of the secrets to success in life?” I found the answer right there in my very room.
The fan said, “be cool”. The roof said, “aim high”. The window said, “every minute is precious”. The mirror said, “reflect before you act”. The door said, “push harder for your goals”, The mat said “kneel down and pray”. The toilet said “flush the haters that don’t want to see u come out to do anything good in life! The Bible laughed and said, “read me for direction”.
Written by Makiwa Vanessa
MA’ GUYS
Hi hwzt guys, the weather z cold here in Honde Valley anwae best wshs 2 those who argoin 2 sit 4 their oct-novexamas. Remember there’s swtafta sweat.
Prosper Kundai Nyax.
GET MOTIVATED
Life is a difficult journey……The journey of life is an uphill of struggles where you may think to stand aside and let others pass. But the good news is the winners grab it by the tail, don’t throw the towel. Let life be what it wants to be, bitter or better, sweet or sour, declare someone – I will live it. There is hope in any situation and in anyhow, there is hope in your education, finances and job.
It’s not over yet, don’t cut corners in life just go with the flow. Meander and negotiate your way steps until you reach your destination.
Written by DR MAZZY aka Mazaiewanah (Munya).
WHAT TA DO?
I have got a problem, muproblem is I have a grlfrend. My grlfrend, if I send a lovly message to her, she says I am boring her. So wt can I do now plz help me?
Written by Watsapp.
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Dad: Son I want you to marry the girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates Daughter
Son: Then Ok
Dad then goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: Are you crazy No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay
Dad then goes to the president of The World Bank
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of your Bank
President: No
Dad: He is the son in law of Bill Gates.
President: Then Okay
To all my peeps out there……This is how you go Business.
By Mr Magegs.
POETS CORNER
LOVE is like a sunshine
.IT brings a golden glow to the beholders face….
AND a warm feeling all over their body
IT awakens souls and opens eyes
AND when it is over, it brings billions of small memories called stars
TO remind the world that t still exists.
Written by Bobby Macbyl.
WORD OF THE WEEK
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us
Written by Bobby Macbyl.
INPIRE – ATIONAL
Learning is never seasonal; I have learnt that I still have a lot to learn.
Signed by Maslow aka Munyamazaywaner, outta Murahwa.
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