adminPIERS MORGAN’S beloved Arsenal take on Crystal Palace in the Premier League opener tonight.
Here, Piers takes us through his predictions, including why his Gunners may make him cringe, and his possible hits or misses for 2022-23.
CHAMPIONS
1. Manchester City
The reigning champions have the best squad, best player (Kevin De Bruyne), best striker (Erling Haaland), and best manager.
I haven’t eaten in their players’ canteen but I bet that they have the best kale smoothies, too. With Pep Guardiola, nothing is left to chance.
To understand just how strong his team will be, consider how he’s shipped out international stars of the quality of Raheem Sterling, Gabriel Jesus and Oleksandr Zinchenko to make space for exciting new signings like Haaland, Julian Alvarez and Kalvin Phillips.
This strategy is from the Sir Alex Ferguson playbook of constantly, ruthlessly reinvigorating winning teams, and it will work for City this season.
Other Champions League places
2. Liverpool, 3. Tottenham, 4. Arsenal
Jurgen Klopp’s team will fall short of City because Darwin Nunez is no Sadio Mane, an underrated steely-eyed assassin whose departure was a huge blow to Liverpool’s title hopes.
As for my other picks, I’m convinced North London’s rivals will prevail over rouble-deprived Chelsea and a Manchester United side so awful that Cristiano Ronaldo will take a pay cut to leave them.
It kills me to put Spurs above Arsenal. But I fear they have a stronger, smartly reinforced squad, the best strike force duo in Harry Kane and Son Heung-min, and in their magnificently volatile manager Antonio Conte, a natural-born winner who, unlike Mikel Arteta, will view coming third as a humiliating failure.
However, I’m more optimistic about Arsenal’s chances than for years.
Jesus looks like the divine intervention we’ve been craving upfront since the Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang debacle, and a midfield bursting with youthful talent like Zinchenko, Martin Odegaard, Bukayo Saka and Emile Smith Rowe is exciting.
Relegated
Bournemouth, Southampton, Fulham
None of them have done enough in the transfer window to survive or deserve to survive.
Biggest disappointment
Manchester United
The biggest bunch of overpaid, under-performing wastrels in Premier League history will have another terrible season. So much expensive talent but so little dedication, commitment or pride in wearing those world-famous shirts.
New manager Erik ten Hag talks a good game but his transfer business so far has been seriously underwhelming and he will quickly discover his showboating Twitter-obsessed prima donnas just don’t have the right mentality to compete.
I doubt they will even make the top six.
Golden boot
Erling “The Terminator” Haaland
The Norwegian will take a few weeks to settle in. But once he does, he will do to Premier League defenders what King Kong did to Manhattan’s skyline.
If I was constructing a centre-forward specifically to dominate English football, it would be this 6ft 5in Norwegian monster. There’s no weakness in Haaland’s game, and he plays with such power, ferocity, and chilling, smirking self-confidence.
Like all truly great strikers, he knows how good he is, and he’s right up there with the very best.
First manager sacked
Ralph Hasenhuttl – Southampton
I’m amazed he’s still there, given how pathetically the Saints ended last season and the fact he’s already hinting he’ll retire when his contract expires in 2024, which is always a sign a manager knows the game’s up.
I suspect that retirement decision will be taken a lot earlier for him and he’ll be gone by Christmas.
First manager to quit
Thomas Tuchel
The German will walk once Chelsea’s season hits the buffers around late February and his frustration explodes at not having Vladimir Putin’s pal Roman Abramovich to buy him out of trouble.
Biggest surprise
Patrick Vieira
The Arsenal legend will get Crystal Palace into Europe.
Player of the year
Kevin de Bruyne
De Bruyne, the league’s best all-round footballer.
I can give him no higher praise than to say he’s nearly as good as Dennis Bergkamp – sharing the Dutchman’s technical brilliance, Einstein-level football brain, and ice-cold temperament.
Young Player of the Year
Bukayo Saka
This is the season that he makes the move up from class to world class.
– The Sun.
Mathew Masinge
Online Reporter