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Yoyoyowatsap peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Photo’s photo’s, photo’s ma’ guys, we need to see you in this paper. Send us your mirrors ya’all..likeyesta’dy. If you want to participate; just look out for us during the week in like the coolest places in town. If you miss out don’t sweat! Send us your pics, poems, sayings, jokes, stories and stuff anytime, any day on 0772 933 845. If you don’t see it in the week you sent it; we promise you it will be in the next or the next or the next, whatever – yoooo, all I’m saying is stay cool, don’t stress, just keep checking.
WHAT’S WITH THE SEX THINGIE?
Yoyoyo, in the next couple of weeks we will be giving you feedback on what we found out on streets when we asked the question, WATS UP
WITH YOUTH AND SEX. WAT LUV Z
Luv z nt all abt seeeeez.
Luv z gvng & fgvng.
Luv z caring, complimenting & appreciating.
Luv z gng out of yr way tu help smbdy.
Luv z dngknddds and saying knd wrds.
Dnt let thoz predators ful u gals zvanz ndkokti unondna save tht vrgnty fosm bdy who dserve t ths z nt Europe btafra so stpadptingthrifestl.sex z nt luv once h bds u, h wlstrnngaftr u bt u wl run aftrhm, coz hs msn wl b accomplished anokumankdza bondehaakudi anokuda anokumirira, h wtsfo d rghttym.
By Pardon Pidox Musasa
Question
Why do we sleep in church but stay awake at gigs? Why is it so hard to talk to God for an hour but so easy to gossip for hours? Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly message but re-send the nasty ones?
By Laura.
MA STAGES EKUDHAKWA
PEACOCK STAGE – Kana munhu achitanga kunwa anenge achizvida/smart zvokuti after a sip anopukuta muromo uy e paanogara anotanga apapukuta. Musikana anenge achiita zvekugutsirira segentleman.
SHEEP STAGE -Iyi inowanzoitika kwekanguva kadoko, munhu anenge achiti akatsikwa nemumwe ndiye anototanga kuapolojaiza, anenge ari peacemaker. Akaona mahur emoyo wake unotosviba coz vanenge vakamushatira.
MONKEY STAGE – apa doro rinenge rava kupinda zvokuti munhu anenge angwarangwara achicheukacheuka. Pakaridzwa music anojaivha zvokuti ende zvichienderana, kahusmart kanenge kavakupera, uye mahure ange amunakira zvoku i anenge otoshamiswa kuti vanav echikoro varikutsvagei mubhawa.
DONKEY STAGE -Apa shasha inenge yakiiwazvokuti ikajaivha inenge yodonha yoga, pakugara haachasarudzi uye kana doro rikamuteukira haazvitsvagi. Tai nebhachi zvinengezvakandwauko.
LION STAGE- Apa panenge paipa coz vanhu vose vanenge vava vana uye shasha ikati garei inotambisatambisa mhasuro, kungomutsi ka chete imbama, kungoona munhu anoswedera padyo nehure rake ifight. Kazhinji ndipo panosungirwaz vidhakwa zvose.
PIG STAGE – Apapa ma1 manje nokuti simba rose rinenge rapera its either unochema nekufunga hama dzakafa kare kana kungonakirwa nekuchema, kana kuti unozvimamira, kuzviwetera, kuzvirutsira, kurara zvokuramba kumuka, kusechiwa mari nemafoni kana kunorova nyoro.
Saka iwe unogumira pa stage ipi? Usandinyepera uye tumirawo kuzvidhakwa zvaunoziva tionea notaura chokwadi.
QUIZ
Ndeupi munhu anobvisirwa hat pasi rese asiri Mwari.Vakadzi kana varume vanobvisa mahats kana madhuku avo. Kana Obama chaiye akasvika pamunhu iyeye anotobvisa hat. Ndiyani munhu iyeye? DAD’S NOT STUPID
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming.
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled “DADDY IS AT
HOME?” by Ngozi Okafor.
BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called “WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?”
GIRL: I don’t have
that one but maybe you should take the other one titled “UNDER THE MANGO TREE” by Chimamanda Adichie.
BOY: Fine, but don’t forget to bring “I WILL CALL YOU IN five minutes” while coming to school.
GIRL: I will are too many, will he read them all.
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart and
intelligent.
DAD: Okay don’t forget to give him the one on the table titled “I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU’VE BEEN SAYING” by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled “IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED” by Wole Soyinka.
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NATURAL BEAUTY..
Pliz tel ma galz ari kuusa mamek up kut vari kuzvdestroyira their natural beauty, now adeiz ey løoklyk gosts or dolls.Stay away 4rom those monkey styles.
Sent in by Brenda Peach Watsomba
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
We cannot think of being acceptable to others until we have first proven acceptable to ourselves – Malcolm X. Dont live life by comparision but try the conviction route.
Sent in by Zaiwana Murahwa
ANSWER TO: WEN SHUD I INTRODUCE MY BOYFRIEND TO MY FOLKS
U cnidrdceur dude to urprnts at di rght age 20-30 yrs old. Nt 15-19 yrstsntnrml to us Afrcns. So guyz st padpting the European ifstl. Kwetekungotzra wait fo di rghttym. By Pardon PidoxMusasa
SPIRITUAL CORNER
God is the master and the devil is disaster if u dntblve m go and ask yopastor,trust m h wlgve u thrghtanswer,come rain come thunder the devil wl never win the Armageddon war the final battle btwn gud and evil.
by Pardon PidoxMusasa
CHILDS PRAYER
Never force a child to pray.
A little boy was orders to lead prayer at dinner..
BOY: But I don’t know how to pray.
DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor etc…
BOY: “Dear Lord”, he started Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won’t come again.
Forgive our neighbour’s son, who always removes my sisters clothes and wrestles with her on her bed. Sent in By Pardon PidoxMusasa
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