Moffat Mungazi
FOR a while, I thought they had ceased their rituals at the majestic and well-known falls just outside the Central Business District of our beloved city.
Alas, I was mistaken!
It is perplexing how these women have found a convenient spot to conduct their bizarre illicit money-spinning rituals at these beautiful falls.
In the devilish name of manjuzu, women from various areas of the city are flocking to the falls to perform rituals intended to improve their luck in attracting wealthy men, and boosting their business interests — all in pursuit of quick financial gains.
When Blabber last wrote about this issue a few months ago, the individuals involved began visiting the location under the cover of darkness, and bribing security personnel at the entrance to facilitate their illicit activities, which border on witchcraft.
Assuming the attention had subsided, they have resumed their practices.
Blabber is considering conducting a sting operation to capture evidence of these activities, lest some readers question the validity of my claims.
On a separate note, Blabber wishes to alert fellow residents, particularly those who enjoy socialising over drinks, to be cautious of predators targeting individuals, especially those who consume alcohol, with the intention of spiking their drinks with drugs to facilitate exploitation, particularly in instances of same-sex encounters.
This is a real and present threat in our community.
If these worse than pigs individuals admire you, and you are given to alcohol, they will track, and ensure that they lace your drink with drugs so that they can easily make “better” use of your behinds.
In the spirit of preserving the little that remains of our moral fabric as a community, Blabber could not just remain silent while this tomfoolery prevails.
Oh by the way, please get this right — just another warning — there is a sexually transmitted disease that is troubling many pleasure seekers around our beautiful city.
The disease leaves one’s privates blue in colour, and some students from that other college have gained the notoriety of spreading this awkward ailment.
Watch my space for the nature of the sexually transmitted disease, identity of the college, and carriers of the ailment!
I rest my case, at least, for now!
Online Reporter