BLABBERMOUTH: The unrepentant thigh vendor, broke diamond dealer

 

SOME things never change!

 

Perhaps, the more things change, the more they remain the same.

This is the thought that kept lingering in Blabber’s mind after he bumped into this other veteran thigh vendor who has been in the game for a long time.

She has been around, perhaps even before record producer and rapper, Dr Dre, started his musical career.

I am blabbering about none other than this flesh peddler whose name has all to do with remembrance or reminiscence.

She used to be head over heels in love with that other bespectacled and extravagant businessman who inherited his father’s wealth, among many other well to do men of loose morals in our beautiful city.

Blabber is aware that she was once married to this other foreigner and they are still staying at the same house, even though they are on separation.

Blabber bumped into her at one of our watering holes dotted around the city and she was stone drunk. She could hardly say out her name, let alone name her price.

Dear reader, this lady is drinking like there is no tomorrow as she hops from one bar to the next.

Whatever is stressing her, Blabber hopes that she will get a confidante who will be able to give her a shoulder to lean on so that she stops these self-destructive beer binges.

Meanwhile, Blabber has not yet forgotten about the men of loose morals who pounced on that other married woman who is now on separation with her husband.

The husband has since defrocked himself, given the circumstances going on in his private life, and it appears the wife, the pedicure and manicure services provider, does not care at all as she continues with her shenanigans.

Surely, there is nothing in a name because there is really nothing beautiful about her personality, as her first name suggests.

Oh by the way, what is this that we hear about this other broke diamond dealer who is housing over 20 drug peddlers at his house that is located in a street whose name has something to do with a rooster.

I am blabbering about this other dealer whose name has something to do with freedom.

In fact, this could be a tip-off for our law enforcers to swop on criminals on the police wanted list.

 

The house is located in that other suburb near a well-known college where students acquire various technical skills.

Till next Friday, remember to take good care of your loved ones.

 

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