BLABBERMOUTH: When things normalise then boom

 

ONE of the greatest lessons in life about humility is to always possess the ability to remember that a time will come when the king of the jungle will become the prey.

We should always know that things change.

Power fades.

Positions are transient.

Every former champion will be praised in the past as the glory of the present diminishes.

Use your time well.

Be kind.

Be responsible.

Be human. Nobody knows tomorrow.

If you think this is just another of Blabber’s tirades, then look at this other once feared bouncer who is now a charity case.

During his days, tormenting innocent souls in the streets of our beautiful city, he would stop at nothing in his pursuit to instil fear in all those around him.

We all know how he was paid to terrorise innocent people. With his dark completion, darker than the darkest hour of the night, none dared cross his path.

But like a king of the jungle who has become prey, he is now in a sorry state.

Even an early childhood department learner can shout better than this hoodlum.

He is one of the people who turned this once revered club of professionals into some kind of a dingy nincompoops’ meeting place.

I mean that other club whose name has all to do with automobiles.

Just as we thought things had normalised at this joint, with patrons enjoying their drinks in peace, tomfoolery reared its ugly head once again.

Word reaching Yours Truly is that elections to choose new leadership at the club were a farce.

In fact, violence reared its ugly head as pots containing sumptuous meals that had been prepared for a post-election get together were hurled by angry patrons.

Blabber is informed that adults were forced to eat like toddlers next to water taps so as to wash soiled meat before consumption.

Yours Truly is also aware that there is a figurative locomotive that is literally carrying all the positive things done at this club in the past down the drain.

Even the efforts of well-meaning patrons, like this other likable medical practitioner who donated resources to replenish stocks, have yielded nothing as some hawks are milking the club for personal gain.

 

So much for this cursed club and its patrons’ shenanigans.

Dear readers, may someone please assist Yours Truly in accessing that short video in which this other well-known law enforcer is receiving a bribe at a local shop.

Blabber thought he had done well to silence this bell, but recent events indicate that the infamous bell is now back to its old ways of ringing much louder that the public can take.

Just watch this space.

 

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