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Yoyoyowatsap peeps. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. We asked you for photos photos, photos maguyz&galz, and here they are. Check them out Manicaland’s hotties ya’ll. So if you missed this one, akunamatata, start sending them in now. We will post them in our next mirror section in the first week of November.
Sissy Annie.
WHAT ABOUT MAKE-UP?
To all ya’all haters out there, make-up is part of every girl’s prerogative. It is not a sin for us girls to put on a little something, something to feel pretty. It does not mean that we hate ourselves, it is just the way girls are. From little, we learn about painting our nails, putting pretty things in our hair, putting colour on our eyes and lips, it is passed down from our mothers, cousins, aunts and grandmothers etc.
From as far back as the female race goes we have used colour to add a touch of beauty to our already beautiful beings.
Our grandparents used charcoal, and white stone to decorate their faces and hands etc. What is the problem with people in Africa these days? They blame the western world for everything, as if we Africans are not capable of doing anything progressive! I say yes to make-up!
By Lisa Chipembere.
YOUTHS CANNOT SPELL
Hie sister Anni, thanks for the great column for youths, it is like so long outstanding, I wish more youth would write in here, not just the same people.
As for me I am concerned about the spellings etc. in 95 percent of the submissions. If this is the way youth are now writing, I am not surprised they are all failing to express themselves properly in school, hence the high English failure rate. What is more surprising is the high Shona failure rate. Chats are really spoiling our youth.
This is why so many youth do not get certain jobs when they eventually graduate, because they cannot communicate. It’s up to each person to determine how they want their future to turn out, and it starts here.
I thank God for my parents who do not allow me to speak of write slang or chat shorthand in any form. I pray there are other parents out there who will make a stand for their kids.
By Helena Solomon.
REMEMBER
Remember d@t everything d@t u do just becoz u ant in di scoop of pple’s eyes iz wrong & most likely a sin. En we al knoe the wages of sin is death. So b careful don’t be carried away by ditingz of dis world.
By LONE G d’vart.
WELL DONE!
Wannagv da best of applause to Quincy Elvis Murimefo such an amazing poem. Its full of talent n suggest we shuld share d sam passion.
By Tripod Musamba.
HELP!
Erytym w plan 2 go out h alwyz came wit a stry m I rlly luv him ndwnt e bst 4 him. Du u think h’ cheatn on m?
QUOTE OF THE DAY
The time is always right to do right!
Nelson Mandela.
ADVICE
Feel confident in the decisions you make today, you are sharp to think through everything that matters. It’s a good time to make bold moves.
Written by ADMIRE@BADNEWS.
CABINET RESHUFFLE
ALL YOU WANT BUT THIS IS THE BEST YOU’LL EVER GET! GOD’S CABINET FOR 2014. Minister of Finance: (Haggai 2 vs 8)”Silver and gold are mine”; 2. Minister of Education: (Hosea 4 vs 6)”My people perish because of lack of knowledge”; 3. Minister of Roads: (John 14 vs 6)”I am the way, the truth and the life.
No-one comes to my father except through Me”; 4. Minister of Tourism: (Mark 16 vs15)”Go into all corners of the world and preach the good news to every creature”; 5. Minister of Labour: (Matthew 9 vs 37)”The harvest is abundant but workers are few”; 6. Minister of Sport (Matthew 19 vs 30)”Many who are first will be last and many who are last will be first”(Corinthians 9 vs 24,27) “Be like athletes, run so that you will be the first”; 7.
Minister of Transport: (Matthew 11 vs 28)”Come to me all you who are tired from carrying heavy loads and I will give you rest”; 8. Minister of Health: (Isaiah 53 vs 5) “I took all your infirmities and by my stripes you were healed”; 9.
Minister of Internal Security: (Isaiah 54 vs 17)”No weapon formed against me shall prosper.”
10. Minister of Agriculture: (John 15 vs 1) “I am the true vine and my father is the Gardener.
“He cuts off every branch in Me that bears no fruits”; 11. Minister of Faith: Hebrews 11 vs 1.
Hebrews 6 vs 17 Ephesians 2 vs 8,9.May the good Lord bless u with your hearts’ desires. Stay blessed.
I HAD A DREAM!
After super I get into bed. I try to sleep but in surprise nature calls itself, it takes a short relax and get dreaming, I see a half naked woman with a flat trees with golden leaves, monkeys submerged in bush forests with postures like Shakespeare about to attack in good speech.
I feel powerful hegemony over the riches I feel flying so high in a sudden yawn the dream is lost like a summer dust, I feel mortified and full of anguish, it is only a dream.
By Quincy Elvis Murime (Nyahode High, Cimanimani)
Life is the most thing one could enjoy while still alive but when death it does look whether u have EBOLA, AIDS or not so beware of the life you live coz I am “THE TRUTH: written to you by KELVIN KEVIN “ICE KID”.
ILLITERACY
Imagine your teacher gives you a low grade in your exam, then u go and complain to your Dad at home, then he writes letter below. Would you take it to the teacher?
Dear teaser, please I not like how you gived my children 2 of 10 in ezam. I having look at the thing he iscolect so why you gived him 2 of 10.
By Admire@BADNEWS
Note ….Yeah, yeah, it’s like time to dip, so listen up ya’ll, check this out……don’t call us “dog”, don’t come knocking on e’ door, jus get wt e’ program and SEND yr stuff to chat/watsapp in your own lingo to 0772933845 – thtso’l.
GENERATION X.
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