Yoyoyowatsap cats. How ya all doing? Welcome to all our Generation X peeps. Thanks for your items yo…keep them mirrors and words flowing, this is for ya’ll. Also listen up…if you don’t put you name to your stuff; we can’t post NHE? So remember to put your name on your items right!
Sissy Annie.
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10:30] ?+263 77 323 1190?: Rivers do not struggle to flow, and you will never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve the best. Hold on to your dream and it shall be well with you… Amen. The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hand that will send this message to others shall not labour in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever, remain in God’s love.
Your dream will not die, your plans will not fail, your destiny will not be aborted, and the desire of your heart will be granted. Say a big Amen. Money will know your name and address before the end of this month. No one goes to the river early in the morning and brings dirty water. May your life be clean, calm and clear like the early morning water. May the grace of the Almighty support, sustain and supply all your needs according to his riches in glory. Amen.
The will of God will never take you where the grace of God will not protect you. This is not a joke; you are going to receive a divine visitation that will move your life forward mightily by the working of God’s unstoppable Power. Do not break this prayer; send to others because we all need prayers. Remember life is short, don’t break de rules; 4give quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything dat makes u smile.
Let me know what happens to you today after you open this. This is an unusual one. It actually gives you the time tomorrow. Lets see if it works. Guardian angel? Forward the message the same day that you receive it. It might sound ridiculous but it is right on time. We believe that something is going to happen. Angels exist, just sometimes they don’t have wings and we call them friends. You are one of them. Something wonderful is going to happen to you and your friends tomorrow at 11:09 am.
Somebody will address you and tell you something you have been waiting to hear. Please don’t break this. Send this to at least 7 of your friends.
Life is hard make a decision today. God or Satan . If God fwd to 10. If Satan close this text. If you love God & glad He woke you up today send this to 10 people (EVEN ME) Lorraine Tatenda
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The story of a wood cutter.
Once upon a time, a very strong woodcutter asked for a job in a timber merchant and he got it.
The pay was really good and so was the work condition. For those reasons, the woodcutter was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he supposed to work.
The first day, the woodcutter brought 18 trees.
“Congratulations,” the boss said. “Go on that way!
”Very motivated by the boss words, the woodcutter tried harder the next day, but he could only bring 15 trees.
The third day he tried even harder, but he could only bring 10 trees.
Day after day he was bringing less and less trees.
“I must be losing my strength”, the woodcutter thought.
He went to the boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on.
“When was the last time you sharpened your axe?” the boss asked.
“Sharpen? I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been very busy trying to cut trees…”
Reflection:
Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don’t take time to sharpen the “axe”.
In today’s world, it seems that everyone is busier than ever, but less happy than ever.
Why is that?
Could it be that we have forgotten how to stay “sharp”?
There’s nothing wrong with activity and hard work but we should not get so busy that we neglect the truly important things in life, like
Lorraine Tatenda.
If we don’t take the time to sharpen the “axe”, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness.
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If you love your friends as I have loved you today, then
SHARE, MOTIVATE and teach them a moral lesson.
Lorraine Tatenda
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A Nigerian man calls his mother.
Man: Mom I’m HIV infected. Mom: Chinekeeee, stay thereooo, don’t come backooooo, eyiiii !
Man: Why Mama, I don’t have anywhere to go, am coming home.
Mom: Nooooo my sonooooh, if you kom here you will infect your wifeooooh;
Then your Wife will infect your brotherooooooh; then your brother will infect the maidoooh, then the maid will infect your fatheroooooh; your father will infect meoooooh, then I will infect the gardenboy oooooh, the gardenboy will infect your sisteroooooh, if your sister is infected, heyiiii!
The whole village is finishoooooh. Please my sonoooooh, stay thereooooh until you dieoooooh, don’t come backooooh.
Precious
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