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WHATS WITH THE SEX THINGIE??
Ya’all, tell us wat yr thots are on the big word SSSSEEEEXXXXX. Yeah u know wat guyz kuita mababy gozha hazvisi ryt its better kuvane one coz zvoshamisa kunzwa munhua chitianoda kuroora bby virgin whilst he slps around saka virgin racho unoriwana kupi iwe wapedza hobho and waunoda kuti aroore mvana nidayini, zvomakisa.
TINO & DAD
Daddy: Tino what is 10+10? Tino: Hndiziwe.
Daddy: Ko 5+9.
Tino: Handiziwe.
Daddy was disappointed and said: “uri zidofo chairo ibvaa paaaa Tino sayz ko Daddy mukaona $100 ne$20 zvakadonha zvichipepereswa nemhepo munonhonga ipi? Daddy with a smile says mafana ndinonhonga $100 and Tino sayz aaaahh yaaaa muchafa murizirombe chairo mamboiona marii ini ndainhonga yose yoita$120 kkkkk.
My name is Alnoncekarcia.
BABA VEMWANA NDIANI?
Rufaro kamusikana kairotswa.Vazhinji vainge votoziva kuti zvakataura ndozvaiitika. Rimwe zuva kakarota sisi vako vafa naone masikati kakaudza vanhu, zvedi sisi vakabva vafa same time. Kakaita zvimwe chetezvo nemwana waSabhuku, waMambo kusanganisirane vehukama. Kakazoti nerimwe zuva kakarota baba vacho vafa nathree masikati. Kakaudza mai vacho. Mai vakaudzawo baba hope dzaRufaro. Baba vaishanda kumine. Baba musi uyu vakanzi vasaenda kubasa kuti vagadzirire kufa uye kuti vanyore will. Hama dzakaunganidzwa kuti vazoona kufa kwabhururuwavo. Kwakatorwa masofa kuti vanhu vagarire, baba ndokugariswa pachair vakakomberedzwa nevanhu vachimirira kufa nathree. Apa dzanga dzatwo masikati. Hama dzakatanga kuchema chinyararire, waingoona misodzi ichiyerera nematama. Kwakanga kwavakutofa kwemunhuka uku. 2:30pm dzakakwana kuchema kukawedzera, 2:45pm vanhu vakatanga kubata hama maoko 2:50pm vakatanga kutarisana nemufi achafema kekupedzisira sezvangazvarehwa naRufaro 2:55pm Mufundisi vakaisa munamato wekuonekana nemufi, wekupatsanura nyama nemweya 2:58pm, baba vakaonekana nevapenyu vachivashuvira rombo rakanaka panyika 2:59pm.a minute of silence03:00pm baba vepanext door vakabva vafa vasina kumborwara nyakuda kufa haana.
Mubvunzo? anga ari baba vemwana ndiyani apa?
WISDOM
A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.
George Bernard Shaw
LUV
Two butterflies were in luv they decided to play hide and seek. They fixed a flower and decided that tomorrow the one who will come first to sit on the flower will luv the othrmore. Morning came, the male butterfly came very early waited for the flower to open and wen it opened he was shocked to c that the female had died inside it bcoz she was waiting since last night to tell him how much she luvs him. Wat do u say abw this, a lesson to be learnt that we must not wait for tomorrow as it is never guaranteed.
QUESTION:
A mother asks her daughter “Julie”, How did u get pregnant? I told u if a man or guy touches ur breast say no and if he touches ur private part say stop. Then the girl says yes mama I did, but he touched both at the same time, and I said “DON’T STOP”. Now who is at fault?
By PROF HERMIE
Zvimwe hazvidi chikoro
A ‘’graduate’’ and his friend an ‘’ordinary man’’ went camping, set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later the ‘’ordinary man’’ woke up his friend and says, “’Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?’’ The man replies; ‘’I see millions of stars.’’ The ordinary man asks, ‘’What does that tell you?’’ The guy ponders for a moment then says, “Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be a quarter past three Theologically, it’s evident the lord is all too powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?’’ The ordinary man is silent for a moment, before he opens up his mouth and says: “Practically speaking, it tells me the tent was stolen.
Sent in by Tende Rabiwa.
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